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PageoooCartoons by Mike Smith:
This is me!!!
This is me also!!
Oh look... It's me again!!!
(But I'd say Talladega instead of Bristol!)
Oh... And this one is REALLY
me!!!
Good idea! Let's hope that
they can find one BIG enough for Kurt Busch!!!
That will prevent him from saying
things he shouldn't, but you forgot
that he can still throw things!
Remarcably Tony kept his composure
for most of 2003...
Other than trying to spin out Elliott
Sadler durring caution in the final two
laps (which were run under the
yellow flag) at the first Martinsville race!
GOOD! That's where that foot
belongs!!!
Good idea if it's the one where
Jarrett led the whole race!
This is me... Actually, a
lot of times I can't even sit down at all when
it's getting close to the end!
Specially if a DEI car is up in front!
Hopefully Jeff Gordon is right
behind them!
They're both wrong. Dale
Earnhardt is the king!
I'd make her go by herself!
Oh yeah... It's called the
"Car Of Tomorrow!"
Except now the brand is called
the "Chevrodgeforoda!"
I've been tempted to do that!
It does seem that way sometimes!
Dick Trickle... That'll never
happen!
And don't you forget it Gordon!
Jr. is going to kick your butt!
I can just see Dale doing that!...lol
2000 was a good year...
But it would have been better if
not for Bobby's consistency!
I just have one thing to say...
Eight!
DAle did NOT like being called
Senior!
Now that would be funny, Ward taking
out his brother!
And for the record, Dale did NOT
intentionally take Terry out. I get
sick and tired of all the Labonte
and Gordon fans saying he did!
All I have to say is IT WAS NOT
INTENTIONAL! Besides, Terry hit Dale
earlier in the race a couple of
different times!... Including when he passed him to
take the lead. Dale didn't
do anything that Terry hadn't already done to him!
Dale was just a good enough driver
to not crash when Terry did it to him!!!
Dale was the restrictor plate king!
This is what the other guys think
about restrictor plates!
I'm glad he grew it back, he just
wasn't the same without it!
I don't think his dad needs any
help, but maybe someone like Jamie McMurray could use some of Jr.'s advice!
I'm glad that we don't have to
worry about this anymore since they made the
new rule that your tires have to
be back to the wall before you leave
your pit box! That rule was
long overdue!
The 2000 Daytona 500 should have
been called the Fordtona 500
seeing as they had an advantage
and dominated it!
Dale wouldn't do that!
That's the truth! I can't
believe this team didn't win a race in 2000! The way they looked
at the end of 1999 I
was sure they'd win at least one
the next year. A big part of it was just bad luck whenever they came
close
to a win. Luck was always
one of Skinner's downfalls in Winston Cup!
Skinner had bad luck every time
he came close to winning a Cup race.
Well, I guess that won't happen
anymore seeing as 2000 was his last year!
True.. But it would have
been cool to see him win one in 2000!
Of course if that was 2000 he'd
be saying "Darrell Waltrip Qualified
second, and came in 11th!"
It was in 1997 that DW finished a race in
5th driving the Pennzoil car while
filling in for the injured Steve Park.
This one's a little mean if you
ask me, but it's pretty funny!
Good thing he retired while he
still had one left!
Little did they know, they would
just have to buy a Triple A
jacket in a few years, and an Army
jacket the very year after!
Driving the truck would have been
better than driving a Toyota!!!
Maybe he should give some to Kurt
Busch to drown out all the BOOS!
This one was obviously drawn in
either 97 or 98... The real reason I thought
it was funny is because short little
Mark Martin is sitting on santa's lap!!!
